The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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