Pants 0. Shit 1.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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