I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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