I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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