didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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