Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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