'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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