idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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