Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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