: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I have grass duct taped all over my body
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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