Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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