i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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