Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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