There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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