i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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