I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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