I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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