you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You dont lie about slip and slides
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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