I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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