Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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