Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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