ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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