Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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