I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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