butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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