I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Your cock deserves a montage
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
