is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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