Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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