And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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