Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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