Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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