So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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