Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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