But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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