It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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