My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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