Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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