i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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