You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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