why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
You dont lie about slip and slides
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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