so that wasnt chicken after all
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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