I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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