Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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