a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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