Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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