We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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