Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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