Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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