I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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