there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Church boner. Awkwardddd
His hands were made for my vagina.
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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