the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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