Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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