what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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