Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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